Today we will be going through part 2 of my year end wrap up as I count down the 10 worst movies of 2013. If you missed part 1 where I count down my ten favorite movies of 2013, here is the link:
http://thatmoviedude.weebly.com/1/post/2013/12/2013-wrap-up-part-1-my-10-favorite-movies-of-2013.html
No year end movie wrap up is complete without counting down the movies that only made you cry when you realize how much time you wasted watching them. Each year, studios out out some truly terrible movies and this year we have some major trainwrecks. I like to think of the ten movies on this list as the universe punishing me for something horrible that I did in a past life. I'm guessing that in the above mentioned past life that I either kicked a small animal, pulled off some kind of elaborate heist, or ended a relationship over the phone. I should also note that only movies that I have seen are eligible for this list. While there is a good chance that movies such as "Movie 43" or "Grown Ups 2" deserve to be on it, I haven't seen them therefore I can't fairly evaluate them. Before I get started, I'd like to give a shoutout to the Free Gamer's Alliance YouTube channel. Their videos cover everything from walkthroughs, glitches, easter eggs, and various amusing video game related content, all of which is delivered with some colorful commentary while they have buckets of fun doing it. Here is the link:
https://www.youtube.com/user/FreeGamersAlliance/.
It is time to get this therapy session going!! Here is the list:
#10-47 Ronin
#9-Machete Kills
#8-Percy Jackson:Sea of Monsters
#7-The Lone Ranger
#6-R.I.P.D
#5-A Good Day to Die Hard
#4-The Host
#3-Texas Chainsaw 3D
#2-After Earth
#1-Scary Movie 5
With that behind us, here are some dishonorable mentions that avoided the list because they were lucky enough that ten even worse movies came out:
- The Call
- Identity Thief
- Gangster Squad
- Man of Steel
- The Mortal Instrument: City of Bones
- G.I Joe: Retaliation
To recap, my choices for the ten worst movies of 2013 are:
10. 47 Ronin
9. Machete Kills
8. Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters
7. The Lone Ranger
6. R.I.P.D
5. A Good Day to Die Hard
4. The Host
3. Texas Chainsaw 3D
2. After Earth
1. Scary Movie 5
Thanks for reading everyone!! Feel free to leave a comment! Have an awesome rest of the year and I will be back at the beginning of 2014 to give my 2 cents about movies!